The Union of Socialist Peoples is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Andreii Fedorov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.521 billion Soviets are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zovnoy. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 521 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,141 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails, rumor has it that Andreii Fedorov has won three lotteries in a row, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Peoples's national animal is the Black Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Peoples is ranked 12,480^th in the world and 59^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Food Quality, scoring 146.54 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.